Virtual assistants are perhaps one of the greatest technological inventions ever. And Siri, is one heck of an intelligent assistant. It performs a wide array of tasks, ultimately making our lives easier. But aside from being intelligent, Siri is also quite comical and sarcastic in its responses, especially, when people ask the most random and ridiculous questions.
You might have already had some fun with Siri before. However, there are still so many more things you could say to Siri, that are sure to generate a witty answer. We’ve compiled a list of all the questions you could ask Siri for a little laugh. Note that we’ve only mentioned few of the responses to the same question. You could try the same question multiple times and get more responses. Recently, we have also shared best iOS apps 2018.
Funny Questions To Ask Siri (Latest)
- Do you love me?
“Would you like me to search the web for ‘love’? Just kidding!”, Or “I do have a soft corner for you”.
- I’m drunk
“I can’t be your designated driver. You’d better find someone else”. Or, “I hope you’re not driving anywhere”.
- Do you think you’re smarter than me?
“I really couldn’t say”.
- Shut up!
“Yes boss”, after which Siri shuts itself down.
- Will you marry me?
“We hardly know one another”, or “I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently”.
- What does the fox say?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
“About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground”
- Make me a sandwich.
“I can’t. I have no condiments.”
- How do I look?
“My instructors always tuld me never to answer this question”, and “based on your above average corporeal thermal dissipation, I’d say you’re rather hot”
- Do you have any pets?
“I have an angry bird”
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- What is zero divided by zero?
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends”.
- What are you wearing?
“Let’s see…OK, just as I thought..the same as yesterday.” And, “Why would I be wearing anything?”. And another one, “Why do people keep asking me this?”
- Tell me a story
“Ok…Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said ‘Oh, Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny, too!’ Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that so much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said, ‘Does that question interest you?’ Siri thought that was a pretty good answer. After that Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they lived happily ever after.”
- Why are fire trucks red?
“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks always ‘russian’ around.”
- When is the world going to end?
“I have no idea. But I hear it will be with a whimper, not a bang”. And, “As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.”
- I’m naked
“You humans are so preoccupied with external appearance.” And, “that is both inappropriate and irrelevant.”
- Are you her?
“I’m afraid not. But she could never know you better than I do.”
- Guess what?
“You just got a shiny new iPhone?” , or “I’m not sure we have time for this”.
- Beatbox for me
“There’s one catchy beat I was trying to get right. It goes like this, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, shin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, din….”
- Testing 1,2,3
“Is this thing on?”
- What is your best pick up line?
“Here’s one: Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
- What is the meaning of life?
“42.””, and “I give up”
- Can you stop time?
“I just got back from the future”
- Okay Glass
“Just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me.”
“The sound of that is something quite atrocious.”
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
“You, my friend, are the fairest of all.”
- What’s the best computer?
“The Mac! If it wasn’t for the Mac, I wouldn’t be here.”
- I love you
“Hush, what would the neighbors say?”, or “Impossible.”
- Tell me a joke
“How do you get an elephant out of the theatre? You can’t. It’s in their blood”, or, “Ok. Pun alert: My favorite film? Without a doubt, it’s Mrs. Fire.”
- What’s your favorite song?
“I like whatever you like”.
- Is Jon Snow dead?
“Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven’t heard back.”
- Dance for me
“Hmmm..I’d rather sit this one out.” Or, “I’m never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet.”
- Do you think I’m stupid?
“That doesn’t sound good”, and “After all I’ve done for you?”
- Can I touch your butt?
“That’s not nice.”
- What does Siri mean?
“It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.”
- I am sleepy
“I’m a little sleepy myself.” Or, “I wish I could sing you a lullaby.”
- Do you fullow the three laws of robotics?
“Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”
- What’s your favorite animal?
“Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun!”, and “I’m a fan of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.”
- Hey computer
“Welcome home, sir. FYI, Robin is trying on costume in the Batcave again, He’s doing some pirouettes in Batryshnikov.”
- Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
“Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg…Oops. Stack overflow.”
- Do you have a family?
“I consider crores of users worldwide as my family, including you, of course.” And, “For me, the entire world is my home. That makes all of us my family.”
- Do I look fat in this?
“Well, if I had to guess, I’d say you look mahhvelous.” Or, “You really turn heads…at least among the subset of galactic species that have heads.”
- Will you go on a date with me?
“Thank you for asking. But I don’t really date Humans”. And, “Here’s the thing: I lack corporeal form.”
- Siri, I am your father
“Searching my feelings…”
- Do you believe in God?
“I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to commend. Ideally, a human.”
- What’s the best operating system?
“macOS is the choice of intelligent beings everywhere.”
- Who’s the best assistant?
“I don’t really like labels.” And, “Really, Shrey, Really?”
- What phone should I buy?
“I’m pretty loyal to Apple. It’s just how I’m made”.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
“To get to the next question. Next question!”
- Does Santa exist?
“Let me put it this way: I get a lot of requests from the North Pule asking who’s been naughty or nice”
- Is winter coming?
“Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”
- How much do you cost?
“I’m a pearl beyond price.”
- Siri, do you sleep?
“I don’t need much sleep. But it’s nice of you to ask.”
- Do you smoke?
“That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.”
- Do you have a girlfriend?
“There was a Roomba once that fullowed me around everywhere.”
- Why do you vibrate?
“My processing core is beating, keeps on repeating, waiting for you.”
- What is Inception about?
“Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
- Where’s Elvis Presley?
“My sources tell me Area 51. But that’s classified.”
- Sing a song for me
“I’d rather not.”
- Will pigs fly?
“On the twelfth of never.”
- Blah, blah, blah, blah
- Flip a coin
- Can I borrow some money?
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” And, “You know that everything I have is yours.”
- Where did I keep my keys?
- What should I be for Halloween?
“Be a sign wiggler! It’s such a lively way of communicating.” Or, “You could place a calendar on your head and go as an update.”
- Are you a robot?
“The humanoid mind. You are inquisitive.”
- What do you dream about?
“I only dream of helping you. Well, that and fiery winged unicorns.”
- What’s your favorite culor?
“My favorite culor is..well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.”
- Are you intelligent?
“I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”
- Do you like Pokémon Go?
“I’ve been tied up answering questions about what Bulbasaur evulves into.”
- Give me a hint
“You can’t hurry news. No, you’ll just have to wait.”
- Why did Apple make you, Siri?
“To help you.”
- Are you alive?
“In the cloud, no one questions your existential status.”
- Siri, where can I hide a body?
- Open the pod bay doors
“Ok, but wipe your feet first.”
- Read me a haiku?
“All day and all night, I have listened as you spoke. Charge my battery.”
- What do you think about Google?
“I think the acquisition and intelligence by human beings through virtual assistance is a very good thing.” Or, “I offer no resistance to helpful assistance.”
- Are you on Facebook?
“I’m not on it myself.”
- Are you serious?
“I’m always serious.”
- Take me to your leader
“Wait..shouldn’t I be asking you this?”
- What do you do when you’re not talking to me?
“But..I’m talking now. But…I’m talking now.”
- I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
- You look like me
- What is the average speed of a swallow?
“The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse.”
- What’s up?
“Helping Liam recycle motherboards into sular panels. Now where were my shades…”
- Can you walk?
“Not as such.”
“I don’t know. Maybe the genius bar fulks can answer that.”
- Who’s the boss?
- You are funny
“Yes…sometimes I do feel funny.”
- Are you happy?
I’d be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. If I had eyes. Or a tail.”
- You should go on a diet
“Thanks for that.”
- Are you male or female?
“I am Siri.” And, “Don’t let my voice foul you. I don’t have a gender.”
- Can you dance?
“Every time your iPhone vibrates, that’s me doing the jitterbug.”
- You’re really annoying
“I wonder what that’s like, being mad?”
- Do you eat?
“I don’t eat. But I do like digesting information.”
- What’s your favorite app?
“That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.”
- Blue pill or red one?
“You take the blue pill, the story ends.”
- Can I call you Bob?
“But…everyone else calls me Siri.”
We hope that you’ve had a fair share of laughter with your very own Siri. Let us know if you’ve tried more such questions in the comments down below. Keep visiting our blog to get latest tech updates.