Thursday , 3 September 2026

I Said Yes to Every Email for a Month—And Tested the Weirdest Tech

What happens when you say yes to every product pitch landing in your inbox? You end up with some seriously strange gadgets—from smart toilets to triple-screen laptops—and a whole lot of surprises. This latest round of saying yes uncovered tech that makes you wonder, why not?

Why Saying No Almost Felt Wrong

As a seasoned product reviewer, dodging 99% of incoming emails is standard. Most pitches are routine, some outright bizarre, and many aren’t worth the time. But what if, out of sheer curiosity, you said yes to everything? That’s exactly what happened again this time—leading to a studio filled with gadgets you wouldn’t believe, including a toilet that might just count as tech.

The so-called “smart toilet” has a remote-controlled bidet, auto flush, heated seat, night light, deodorizer, and more. Pairing the remote with Bluetooth takes mere seconds, though you’ll need to supply your own AAA batteries for the hefty $800 price. Plumbing and installation aren’t on the reviewer’s to-do list, but it’s a glimpse at the growing trend of tech-infused essentials.

The Triple-Screen Laptop That Pushes Boundaries

Remember when dual-screen laptops were a novelty? Now, picture this: a triple-screen laptop with 32GB RAM and a terabyte of storage. The Xbook laptop achieves this with a clever magnetic hinge system adding two extra touchscreens alongside the main display. It’s an ambitious concept, though the layout currently mirrors screens rather than enabling seamless multitasking.

This laptop doubles down on versatility by folding into different modes—including a flipped dual-touchscreen setup. It’s rough around the edges, from a so-so trackpad to middling speed, but it recalls early foldable tech days—an intriguing glimpse at the future despite the quirks.

Screenless Fitness Meets Smart Toilets That Measure Your Heart

On the health front, the Garmin CIRQA fitness tracker extends the trend of screenless wearables, offering real-time workout tracking via a fabric band with a velcro clasp. It borrows inspiration from Fitbit and Whoop, but some prefer the sleeker Fitbit Air for everyday wear.

Then there’s the Casana smart toilet seat. Not just a fancy bathroom upgrade, it tracks heart rate, breathing, and stress while you sit—and yes, that data syncs to an app. But it’s not cheap, with a $200 upfront cost plus a $10 monthly subscription after the first free year. The cold metal sensors might be off-putting, making it a harder sell than a wristband.

A Button That Shouts You’re Busy, and a Robot That Follows You

The BUSY Bar is a simple yet surprisingly fun gadget: a $200 button that signals when you’re occupied, complete with an app, smart-home connectivity, and Pomodoro timer features. It’s the kind of quirky tech you might gift to a colleague who already has everything.

Then there’s Beni Robot, a self-balancing, camera-equipped little rover that follows you and shoots 4K footage. Tough and nimble, it even performs front flips—albeit sometimes accidental ones. With app control and obstacle avoidance, it’s like a pet robot with a camera, perfect for capturing action shots.

Quirky But Practical: A Cooling Gaming Mouse and a Handheld EKG

Among the oddities is a Noctua-branded wireless gaming mouse with a built-in fan to prevent sweaty palms. It offers five adjustable fan speeds and surprisingly smooth gliding—an offbeat solution for gamers seeking comfort.

Meanwhile, the Kardia 6L Max is a personal, medical-grade ECG device for $130, designed to capture detailed heart data through multiple contact points. It comes with a one-year doctor-monitoring subscription, blending DIY health tracking with professional insights.

A Smartphone with a Built-In Gimbal Camera

The Honor Robot Phone pushes smartphone tech further with a slide-out gimbal featuring a 200MP camera. Flip it open to get stabilised motion shots usually possible only with dedicated gimbals. It even has an AI assistant that mimics emotions based on music and can critique your outfit—all part of a partnership with ARRI to bring cinema-quality color profiles to your pocket.

From Massage Chairs to Ultra-Premium TVs

A $1,200 AI-powered massaging chair offers a cooling seat, lumbar massage, and customizable positioning. The AI claims to automatically adjust lumbar support, though it seems closer to a sophisticated mechanical chair than a full AI device. Too many options may just confuse users.

At the other end of the spectrum, the Sony Bravia 9 series offers a “true RGB” technology aimed at OLED-level vibrancy without burn-in risks, starting at $3,600 for a 65-inch model. It boasts excellent anti-glare, rich saturation, and impressive spatial audio—plus a USB-C powered remote to end the hunt for batteries forever.

The Strange and the Suspicious: Gaming PCs and Persistent Emails

Not all yeses were smooth. A thin portable gaming PC from a mysterious company that also sells a $10,000 street-legal e-bike raised eyebrows. The device performs like a Raspberry Pi with built-in emulators and a handful of games but feels unfinished and oddly niche.

Meanwhile, some companies pushed persistence to the extreme with repeated email pitches and demands for guaranteed video coverage before sending products—a red flag the reviewer warns creators to avoid at all costs.

In total, saying yes to all these emails offers a fascinating look at what’s out there, from genuinely useful to whimsically odd. That sort of freshness is what keeps the tech world interesting, one strange package at a time.

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